the list of why are ladies so fabulous:-
- Face it, we're prettier
- And even if we're not, we can wear make up, ugly guys will always be ugly
- We can get free drinks at the bar, and sometimes we don't even pay cover. How's your bank account boys?
- We can show our emotion without looking like a queer.
- We don't have something hanging between our legs all the time rubbing against our thighs
- If we don't like the way we look, we can get plastic surgery without looking like a queer.
- We have better fashion sense. Guys, wearing a hockey jersey as a shirt isn't attractive
- So what if it does take 1-2 hours getting ready, we still look hotter than you.
- We smell better. It's called Deoderant, look into it.
- We're smarter
- We can pee sitting down
- We have boobs
- We get what we want when we cry
- We don't have to get our teeth knocked out to settle a fight. We settle arguments like human beings
- We know how to dance
- When we go on dates, we don't have to pay
- We can basically have sex whenever we want. Face it guys, it's easier for us to call you and say "Wanna have sex?" then you call us.
- We have more outfit options
- Did I say we're hotter?
- We're good listeneres and give good advice.
- It's so easy to give you guys a boner
- We run your show
- We get drunk quicker and cheaper
- Ya, we get periods but atleast we don't wake up with boners
- WE ARE OVERALL FABULOUS
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and yea..I've straighten my hair........again, it'd been messy and I tak boleh tahan the ridiculous curl and wave and whatsoever u call it everytime after I untie my hair d so.....
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