Random mumbling

I can foresee that there will be a clash over my social activities and my course activities a.k.a assignment la...*sigh* Community Mental Health presentation was postponed to next thursday instead of last thursday and I duno whether its a good news or bad news; feeling good is we haven done with the work so its good to be postponed, feeling bad is- I tot I cud get rid of all assignments by 15th! and I can have some fun with friends without worrying and thinking about the work but now..I've gotta rush assignment and at the same time trying to keep up with all the plans...as most of them will be going back hometown for approx 3 months, some I may not even see them until end of next year so the gathering with them is equally important to me..

ahh..no worry bout that..I will make up for both side!! was blog hopping just now and I came across this

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.


Good Luck,
IT Support

have fun reading =)

Weekend is here again..enjoy it before the monday blues hit right on your face..

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